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David Lawrence XVII But, #DragonCon fans are the most awesome. Lots of handshakes, lots of #Heroes cancellation questions. But mostly, lots of love.

David Lawrence XVII Lots of people asking me "Why aren't you sitting with them?" Getting tiresome, and all because some agent threw her weight around

David Lawrence XVII Overall, @backseatsurfer9 @LorenLA, fantastic - just a bush league move by a dickish agent to move me away from Sendhil and Adrian

LanceGross Super late but... *loss not lost

SouljaBoy RT @SouljaBoy Soulja Poetry: Black Jesus http://retwt.me/1ODHB

SouljaBoy RT @SouljaBoy Soulja Poetry http://retwt.me/1ODHt

David Lawrence XVII On the bright side, had amazing BBQ Sat night at Fox Brothers with Bob, Edie, Mia and Nelsan. Mutual jocksniffing all around.

David Lawrence XVII #DragonCon folks are nice about it and feel bad about what happened, but now want me to do MORE work here - I'm really tired.

David Lawrence XVII It's a first world problem, so I expect no sympathy from anyone - just rudeness and arrogance really ruining the #DragonCon vibe for me

SethMacFarlane I'll always be a Stallone fan, but the older he gets, the more it looks like he's just opened one of these. http://plixi.com/p/43393325

David Lawrence XVII Can't sleep. Actions of a rival agent here at #DragonCon have me wanting to go home. Off to farm my farm.

DrewFromTV I hate to give up on this movie, but I can't stand it anymore. Wonder if they'll ever win that competition and get into Brown?

SouljaBoy http://www.souljapoetry.com/2010/09/soulja-boy-squad-up.html

DrewFromTV Drunk cheerleader dad: "Oh, you think because you do well on a couple of tests your better than all of us?"

ciara retweet: Me & my girl @ciara posted on sum Boss B*tch shit fa sho!!! http://plixi.com/p/43380354 -fun times indeed!

DrewFromTV Ninja Cheerleader butt kicking about to start...

Hayley Williams Watched The Crazies with my mom. Really predictable, nonetheless entertaining! Finally goin to bed. Miami, you ruled hard! Goodnight xoxo

DrewFromTV Man, George Takei is acting his balls off in this movie.

DrewFromTV RT: You didn't even mention that one of the Cheerleaders is Trishelle from the Real World! (I'll hang my head in shame now) (via @andybohm)

DrewFromTV Ninja Cheerleaders on Showtime... 551 on DirectTV... lotta a yakkin' past five minutes. Should be a good ass-kicking soon.

Eddie Izzard The Eddie Izzard Daily is out - read this Twitter newspaper on http://paper.li/eddieizzard (239 contributions today)

RobKardashian Nothing is more attractive than a Heaven praying Woman.

DrewFromTV If they Ninja Cheerleaders win the big competition, they get to go to Brown! RFLMAO

DrewFromTV enter... the mother of a Ninja Cheerleader. Hot MILF. Looks like her sister, really. Lesbian sex btwn Ninjas hinted at.

DrewFromTV one sailor has long hair to his shoulders and is wearing a ringer t under his sailor top. Jesus.

DrewFromTV 5 Sailors just tried to rape the Ninja Cheerleaders as they were leaving the strip club and are getting their asses kicked.

Shaun White In Hawaii for my birthday!! Cowabunga !!! http://fb.me/H4rd6hoI

DrewFromTV George Takei owns the strip club! OMG. I thought it was just a cameo, but he's their Charlie!

CourtneyLoveUK a mood board made for @Givenchy 's rioccardpo tisci,. note most fash pack moguls arent on twitter alot of mogusl a http://twitpic.com/2lg454

chrisbrown #condomnames I'm magnum

DrewFromTV turns out that 3 of the Ninja Cheerleaders work as strippers at night. Shocking plot twist.

CourtneyLoveUK http://twitpic.com/2ji4iu - yes and where is this miu miu clutch??? i cabnt find it!

SouljaBoy http://www.souljapoetry.com/

DrewFromTV George Takei just played a karate instructor!

DrewFromTV Just started watching Ninja Cheerleaders on Showtime. This movie actually has quite a lot to say about our society.

chrisbrown I'm wolverine

LanceGross Shit is krazy! I can't get outta VIP if I want 2!!! Time of my life again http://twitpic.com/2lfzfp

LanceGross They #nowplaying "doin the butt!!! #HU stand up!!!

Pen Jillette I love Sun Ra. I have over 23 gigs of his music. I have to get to Chicago for this - http://bit.ly/dnuHrF Dig the pics and music.

LanceGross The Homie Luda has a winner....hottest couple in the game! Shout out 2 the big Homie http://twitpic.com/2lfxug

LanceGross Me & Ty right now...somewhere in atlanta http://twitpic.com/2lfx45

Brandy Out on the town with my favorite cousin Ryan!! Game FACE!! http://yfrog.com/caaywj

ParisHilton Cooked a delicious lasagna dinner for my love and watched a movie. Now going to bed. Sweet dreams everyone. Xo Paris

BusaBusss RT @DEEJAYMLEE: @BusaBusss diggin da Mechanics Jank. From VA keep rockn<Salute!

RobKardashian Yes. RT @CMilianOfficial: Should I ustream?

jimmykimmel I'm glad @kanyewest and Taylor Lautner are back together

Wil Wheaton Woah. @jonathancoulton is ELECTRIC. With a whole band! #pax

Billy Corgan RT @RoyThomasBaker: Happy Birthday Farrokh Bulsara A.K.A. Freddie Mercury...I will drink a case of Moet & Chandon Dom Perignon in memory ...

LanceGross Me, Ty, Luda, vin, Rowland, paul, in Mansion...it's goin down fast!!!! A Town!!!

Ralib Kweli Houston was lovely... @DJEQUE smashin Venue right now playing Minnie Ripperton, Rich Boy whaaaattttt!

RobKardashian R.I.P. to the girl I used to see.

kelly_clarkson I'm off to bed ....my eyeballs hurt because I'm so sleepy ....eyeballs is such a weird word.

kelly_clarkson #RebaANDMelSNL okay, I'm in complete agreement with y'all. Reba and Melissa would be awesome on SNL! Make it happen people!!

Aaroneous Photo: (via ) rafer: theduty: fact. http://tumblr.com/xphho1evv

Aaroneous Video: energyface: Louis CK on Leno last night! http://tumblr.com/xphho1dfh

MC Hammer I walk without making noise, move in the shadows..Hidden in plain sight..They never see me..If they do.. My mask is not a disguise.

wyclef RT @AFACeAFACe #Haitian government prove again they don't adhere to their own Constitution http://bit.ly/9lN7BS http://bit.ly/9GO4WZ @wyclef

Judah Friedlander Doing a show at comixny.com tonight (Sunday). After the show, all females get to kiss me and all guys get to take take notes.

BusaBusss Me & @ReekDaVillian in the lab stock pilin' that heat 4 yall!!!Stay tuned!!! http://plixi.com/p/43381837

SnoopDogg Who tryd this Blunt Magic http://bit.ly/bPw707

Ingrid Michaelson advil pm you sneaky bastard...........zzzzzzzzzzzzz

chrisbrown I got the club going ham http://twitpic.com/2lfjnq

AngelaSimmons RT @TiaMowry: RT @iheartquotes: "Gossip is 4 the weak. Remember; 'If you don't see it with your eyes, it shouldn ... http://tmi.me/12Sk0

Ingrid Michaelson no...i don't want cargo pants to come back...no...no <that tweet should be delivered as a child talking in his/her sleep>

Jessica Simpson http://plixi.com/p/43380260

Doug Benson It's number 12, actually. #shouldbeseven

RobKardashian Think I'm going to come meet you! RT @KendallJenner: going to santa barbara tomorrow!!! time to relax!

Doug Benson The TJ MILLER VS. THE WORLD edition of #douglovesmovies is the #7 audio podcast ep on iTunes comedy chart. #tjdrivesmeinsane #unedited

LanceGross Never been at a lost of words...

torianddean So cute... @deanracer & @liamsworld R camping out in R backyard. Tent & all. Meanwhile Stella & the dogs & I R snuggled upstairs N R bed!

John Mayer Photo: Death http://tumblr.com/xlrhnytsi

John Mayer Photo: The Words With Friends Crew http://tumblr.com/xlrhnyhzz

johncusack would have loved to have been in that room...@ebertchicago

kelly_clarkson everybody check out my friend's new book "Fatherless Generation" by John Sowers!

johncusack RT @ebertchica Jeffrey Bernard, who wrote the longest-running suicide note in history, died this day. O'Toole played him. http://j.mp/biINY9

BusaBusss THIS IS HOW MUCH WE IN THE STREETS WIT THE THAT "MECHANICS" BANGA!!HEAVY ALL LABOR DAY WKND LONG!!BALEEE DAT!! http://plixi.com/p/43377661

kelly_clarkson @johnsowers SO EXCITED FOR YOU AND YOUR NEW BOOK!! :)

Judah Friedlander Happy 900th episode to WWE's Monday Night Raw.

Perez Hilton Meg White from the White Stripes is in the same bowling alley as us! #Detroit

BusaBusss BIG SHOUT 2 ALL THE DJ'S GOIN' IN ON THAT @ReekDaVillian "MECHANICS" FEAT. @THEREALSWIZZZ & @BUSABUSSS!!!BANG DAT SHIT!!!#LET'S GOOOO!!!!

Pen Jillette Tonight at the show, 3 different guys with long ponytails said they were seeing our show and then cutting their hair for a charity donation.

MC Hammer Shall I pursue? shall I overtake them? he answered,Pursue: for thou shalt surely overtake them, and without fail recover all.

Jared Leto ECHELON ATLANTIC CITY! http://plixi.com/p/43377114

Nelly_Mo This shit crazzzzyyy at compound ritena!!!

ebertchicago Insects are organic robots, programmed by DNA to do what they do and how they do it.

chrisbrown LADIES.... Tell me what women want so I can write songs with meaning and substance to make you feel more appreciated... Real talk!

Doug Benson When I pass 100.000 followers I'm gonna fart in a bucket. #weirdcelebration

Meghan McCain @steena5 my fav is OPI's "vodka and caviar" and "Color So Hot It Berns" and Chanel "Dragon" - I always wear the red nail polish

AngelaSimmons #Swag ... http://plixi.com/p/43376385

Jessica Simpson I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky!

Doug Benson I passed the 95,000 followers mark on here with little or no fanfare. #dogwhistle

Wil Wheaton So excited to see @paulandstorm and @jonathancoulton in, like ... uh, right now. Woo! #pax

Perez Hilton Drunk bowling! #Strike

MC Hammer I'm officially in "ACTIVE PURSUIT".... Time to shift the atmosphere Away from those who Romance the Devil..

Khloe Kardashian I analyzed my dream online and it was all so positive! Yay!!! Great way to start my day... Now I have to get up and work it out.

Meghan McCain Thanks 4 the amazing feedback about my interview on NPR's @waitwait - they wanted to have a good time, so I was game! it's that simple :-)

ebertchicago Three favorite words of Rightists against Leftists: Ansnine, Ilck and Speuw.

Khloe Kardashian My dream was all in white! White horses, white fluffy snow, sooo peaceful. I loved it

Doug Benson Seattle-zens, u can see & hear (but not taste) me @marcmaron 's @WTFpodcast taping at The Charlotte Martin Stage @bumbershoot tmrw at 2:45!

Khloe Kardashian Do you ever have re-occurring AMAZING dreams?!

Khloe Kardashian Morning! I had the most amazing dream 3 times so far!!! The interpretations of it are even better! wow, I want to go back to my dream!

SouljaBoy http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/blowing-me-kisses-single/id388699241

Lady Gaga http://twitpic.com/2lf3n5 - Beyond terrible Sabbath remix at Golden Bowl in Detroit, but we no care cuz its DETROIT ROCK CITY!!

ebertchicago Photo in Need of a Caption for 9/5: http://j.mp/bNQtwV

Wil Wheaton Watch CSI: PAX, with @Molly23 and @wilw, this fall on CBS. We solve crimes, and kick ass. http://twitpic.com/2lf28qpv

Sarah Silverman If I could pick my own condition I'd pick rosacia.

SouljaBoy Soulja Boy “BLOWIN’ ME KISSES” Music Video (BEHIND THE SCENES) // Misc. Videos // TheRundown.TV http://bit.ly/97cECu

MC Hammer @JoelMadden Agreed good Brother.

Joel Madden @MCHammer the truth and positivity always triumph in the end.

joerogan Nice. That's the way to do it! RT @TheRealTrulzee: @joerogan dinner 2nite is food I hunted and harvested my self. It's taste, beyond great.

Chris Hardwick Oh, just watching Bob Dylan perform. That's all.

Julia Allison Sitting talking w my parents, bro Britt & sister-in-law Allie - my mom's trying to convince Allie camping is fun. Allie remains unconvinced.

SouljaBoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1koybyTen4w

Nelly_Mo Compound """LET GET IT"""

Kevin Smith Via @zalank " @smodcastle was rad! Kevin & jeff anderson are out of control!" Big thanks to Grizzly Anderson for sitting in for @SMosier!

SouljaBoy my UK team is stronger than ever http://bit.ly/c672ya

Craig Newmark thx! RT @im2b: teabag once told me "character is what you are when no one is in the room" I live by that ... You remind me of it-that's why

AngelaSimmons Ill be home soon.. Let's do it :) haha invites self RT @junebuggg: @kachmeifyoucan you need a movie night , oh and let me kno when :-)

Craig Newmark RT @Sec_Innovation: September: A month of women, pianos, and yogahttp://bit.ly/c0gPpK

Craig Newmark everyone, thanks for your support, not only here but on discussion boards everywhere, it means a great deal to me!

AngelaSimmons Just murdered @imJessBnreal and @SarahJabbs in dance dance revolution.. Any takers ? Lol.. I know I'm such a kid ☺

torianddean Me @deanaracer @scoutmasterson @TheBillHorn @Liamsworld &Stella and Simone roasting marshmellows by the fire! http://plixi.com/p/43364811

ebertchicago Jeffrey Bernard, who wrote the longest-running suicide note in history, died this day. O'Toole played him. http://j.mp/biINY9

LanceGross Headed there now...

AngelaSimmons I lapped everyone .. This is what life's about :) http://plixi.com/p/43362925

ebertchicago I'm damned if I see anything looking like a ghost in this photograph. http://j.mp/aX1AAp

Michael Ian Black For the record, I would eat a dude. I choose time frame and condiments. Only other rule: no mustache.

MC Hammer Fraudulent Kings beware ... your hour of influence is ending.. I'm going to unmask you... on a public stage .. soon ..

AngelaSimmons Hush.. RT @junebuggg: @AngelaSimmons so what nationality u reppin w/ for labor day lol

Slash Awesome fans in Mt Pleasant tonight. B Idol was killer. Good times! Iii|; ),

Karl Rove Looking forward to joining @ralphreed this week at the Faith and Freedom Conference. Speech followed by book signing. #TCOT #SGP

SouljaBoy http://bit.ly/c672ya

Sean Combs CIROC BOYZ!!!! Starting their Holiday off right with Ciroc-THE Official Vodka of Labor Day Weekend !!!! http://tweetphoto.com/43012496

AngelaSimmons Live life to the fullest. #JustBeSmart

AngelaSimmons "You are not anyone's opinion." #TheHeckWithThem

Sean Combs Only a few are chosen!!! Ciroc Boyz stand up #bottlewars --> http://twitpic.com/2l14zq !

Lauren Conrad Enjoying some Chelsea Lately and a glass of Ovaltine... Just another hoppin' Saturday night :-)

Kevin Pollak Fav!! RT @SarahKSilverman: "I'm happy to say I licked the big C. And I beat cancer." -Robert Schimmel RIP

Lance Armstrong Just watched the end of LSU - UNC. Wow, one helluva game/ending.

tyrabanks RT @LaurenJo28: I always brag to people about how I got a DM from @tyrabanks

Sean Combs what yall doin out there?......... I'm getting dressed to go to a party!

Sean Combs Let's go suss one!!!!! New diddy dirty money on pwer rt now!

Rainn Wilson My father and I only communicate via "words with friends" these days.

AngelaSimmons RT @SarahJabbs: W/ the girllss ☺ @keisha_buchanan @AngelaSimmons @Miss_Emichi @JessTheBestDuuh @MercedehAllen http://plixi.com/p/43353659

Sean Combs Tell me what yall doin out there?......... I'm getting dressed to go to a party!

AngelaSimmons Awww thankss RT @JRBrutha: I just seen @AngelaSimmons in LBC at basketball game Wow! I have an insane crush! She's worth the wait and ring!

Sean Combs Cocoloso!!!! Cocoloso!!! Cocoloso!!!!! Let's goooooo!

peeweeherman Awesome! RT @RoushTVGuideMag Excited! Got my tix for @peeweeherman Bway show for New Year's Day! Thinking ahead to holiday season.

Jeremy Piven After reading my Tweets I have a feeling we are going to be hearing a lot of "Ari" being screamed at dog parks.

tyrabanks RT @DimePiece2384: @tyrabanks I thought "albino" was offensive. - CORRECT! ALBINISM IS CORRECT TERM. SOME OF MY FAVE MODELS HAVE ALBINISM!

Jared Leto ECHELON ATLANTIC CITY!!!

AngelaSimmons Playing outside #BYE http://plixi.com/p/43352983

Hayley Williams Just accidentally sat on a rock covered in ants...

Hayley Williams RT @RiversCuomo: Unhappy meal.

Lady Gaga DETROIT LITTLE MONSTERS KICK ASS: while escorted to cop car lil monster in full fashion yells "but i have to change my tampon!" yes yes yes

RiversCuomo Unhappy meal.

Paula Abdul Yesterday got to answer some Twitter DMs, hope to do more of those & FINALLY post more of those photoshoot pics on www.PaulaAbdul.com !

ebertchicago Next time they're proposing tax breaks for the rich, refer them to this link: http://bit.ly/b1jS2M

ParisHilton Someone just sent me this. Twitter for Dogs. Haha. What will they think of next? http://twitpic.com/2ldo5o

Nelly_Mo Man i was just sitting here looking at this cut of the ""just a dream'" video and all i can say is WOW!!get ready

ebertchicago No, @georgelazenby, THIS is the most ominous thing I've ever fucking seen: http://j.mp/dssBR9

Perez Hilton 4 out of the 5 #SpiceGirls are on @Twitter now, with Geri being the lone holdout! Come on, Ginger - JOIN US! Girl Power!!!

Jonasbrothers If you loved CR2 you can get all of the songs we sang off iTunes right here - http://bit.ly/bAdjfg

oliviamunn Fun Times!!! RT @SamuelPaul_mkup: @oliviamunn and I on set at Men's Health mag cover shoot http://plixi.com/p/43329465

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